If I were a micro blogger
I would have to sit around trying to raise my pithiness quotient while lowering the lamotronic index.
About Lady Gaga's meat couture: Who let the dogs out?
Christine O'Donnell in 1999: Come on! Didn't every fun loving college kid spend a little time on a Satanic altar?
I don't think many Montanans were surprised. (By snow in September)