Wednesday, April 04, 2012

It Might be Time to Clean Your Desk...

...if,

(1)You can't find your Sports Illustrated swim suit issue even after going through the pile of sandwich wrappers and unprocessed invoices twice.

(2)You can't remember if your desktop is metal or that fake wood.

(3)You can't find your keyboard

(4)You reach for your mouse and it squeaks and bites you.

(5)Your coffee cup appears to have become glued to your telephone.

And you really, really need to clean your desk if you are no longer sure if those are cookie crumbs or rodent droppings.