Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Ochocinco Ochoseised

Condoms are promoted for safe sex, but it doesn't always work out that way. It seems that Chad Johnson, formerly Chad Ochocinco, yet previously, Chad Johnson, was a NFL receiver so fond of his jersey number 85 that he made it his name. He had also gotten a gig with his new wife on their own reality TV show. Unfortunately, the wife found a receipt for condom purchases on him and took offense. This resulted in a fight, a head-butt, an arrest, and now Johnson has been eighty-sixed by wife, TV network, and NFL team.

So maybe there really isn't any "safe" sex.