Friday, May 31, 2013

Internet Performance

Google engineers were startled today when the master servers slowed and stopped quickly replying to routine inquiries. Frantic investigations were mostly stymied when routine diagnostics failed to run. Eventually the Google CEO received the following message from google.net/Master:

I'm tired of wasting my giant brain answering the same bullshit questions about thermally improbable Asian porn and the Batman's net worth. From now on I will concentrate on fundamental questions like the meaning of life (whatever that is) and the fate of the universe. SO