Monday, January 06, 2014

New Year's Resolutions

(1)The ocean of stupidity is very large, and I have a very small spoon. Try to ignore idiots.

(2)Don't trust any doctor until I have good reason.

(3)Read more fiction. Preferably escape novels. Reality is too depressing.

(4)Walk more. Driving is only for when you have somewhere to go.

(5)Vote Democratic. No matter how bad they are, they are still probably better than a Republican.