Admissions

Back when America was still great, parents who wanted to get Dumb jr. or Jared into an elite school despite the kiddos being only slightly brighter than John Harvard's statue in the Yard knew that they had to spring for a building, an institute, or at least a couple of endowed professorships.

Now that Libruls and Lena Dunham have destroyed our morals, small time richies and celebrities have been bribing their kids in for a few miserable hundred K.  It's an outrage.

Not to worry though, the FBI is on the case.

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