Pyramid Scheme
One of my commenters took exception to the description of the pyramids as an uber boondoggle, and suggested those who thought so must be "ignorant." Luckily, the meeting notes for the planning session for one of these monuments has survived, and a freedom of information act request to the Department of Antiquities pried them loose. Here they are as translated and edited by your humble correspondent. If I may coin a phrase - "I report, you decide." My comments in italics. MEETING NOTES: Pyramid Planning ( The Great Pyramid of Bushufu, here discussed, is widely considered to be one of the eleven wonders of the ancient world ) Dramatis Personae: Bushufu, Pharaoh of Egypt Cheneops, His Grand Vizier Imhorove, Advisor Khahren (Nefertits) Advisor Kheneops: So the plan is we spend the next few decades piling up 4 million tons of rock to bury you in? Bushufu: Huh? Imhorove: He means build a giant pyramid for you to ascend to spea...