Friday, November 23, 2012

History of Thanksgiving

Every year the peoples of the world (if by "world" you mean the US) gather to celebrate the Lord's deliverance of us and our fellow mammals from the rule of the dinosaurs. In honor of the asteroid that was the hammer in His hand, we celebrate by watching the collisions of massive bodies, especially the Redskins and Cowboys. Then we devour the roasted body of one of the larger surviving dinosaurs, usually a turkey.