Monday, August 31, 2015

New Ways to Dream

My wack job friends the climate deniers have found a new problem to worry about: underpopulation.

They are now worrying about "Demographic Winter:"

The problem, it seems, is that nowadays girls just want to have fun, instead of fulfilling their biblically anointed function as brood cows. Or maybe they are worried about those still breeding Asians and Africans crowding out God's people.