CNN Wants to Know
I found this on my Google News page:
Ahead of the British election, we want to know: What do you think the UK's place in the world should be? Call us and leave a message:
I'm not the sort to call, but it happens that this is an issue I feel strongly about. I believe that the UK's place in the world should be astride the Greenwich Meridian, West of France and East of the Atlantic Ocean. Almost anyplace else would be deeply confusing, though somewhere between Australia and New Zealand might be OK too.