Terminal Boredom

Well I just took one of those stupid online personality diagnostics and it revealed (once again!) that I am boring. This is a pretty serious downer for me since one of my problems with most people is that they are so boring.

Boring is a grim diagnosis with not much hope of recovery. Is there psycho-surgery for being boring? I'd like to spend more time agonizing about this but that would be too boring.

What's the worst thing about being a termite?

Boring!

What do people hate about termite parties?

Boring!

What weighs 8000 pounds and is really boring?

An elephant telling termite jokes.

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