The Thane of Feith

Doug Feith is a brilliant strategic thinker.
................General Tommy Franks


OK, so that's not really what Franks said about Feith. What he actually said might offend the tender ears of some of my readers.

Via Brad Delong, A Tiny Revolution unearthed an example of Feith's brilliant strategic thinking:

Until today I'd never heard of this special Douglas Feith plan after September 11th:

Days after 9/11, a senior Pentagon official lamented the lack of good targets in Afghanistan and proposed instead U.S. military attacks in South America or Southeast Asia as "a surprise to the terrorists," according to a footnote in the recent 9/11 Commission Report. The unsigned top-secret memo, which the panel's report said appears to have been written by Defense Under Secretary Douglas Feith, is one of several Pentagon documents uncovered by the commission which advance unorthodox ideas for the war on terror. The memo suggested "hitting targets outside the Middle East in the initial offensive"...
Specifically, Feith wanted to bomb the “triple border region” where Paraguay, Argentina and Brazil meet. I think one thing's for sure: that would have been "a surprise." And, not just for Osama bin Laden.

Moreover, if the criteria was just that our response be violent and "a surprise to the terrorists," attacking South America is thinking kind of small. Here's what I would have suggested:

• assassinate the Dalai Lama
• blow up the moon
• have the entire Bush cabinet dress up as Carmen Miranda and then, on national television, commit hara-kari

The coffee had actually been ejected out my nose before I realized he (Feith) was serious.

Comments

  1. William M. Connolley1:57 PM

    Yet more support for my view that you invaded Iraq cos Afghanistan wasn't interesting enough, not enough good targets...

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  2. CapitalistImperialistPig6:11 PM

    Sounds plausible. So why did "you" invade Iraq? You guys are supposed to be the ones with the leader who doesn't sound like a total idiot.

    ReplyDelete

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