Spit and No Polish
But Eric, come on! He's practically the most obscure Trump, and certainly the most picked on by the likes of Colbert. There have to be more deserving Trumps.
*Full disclosure: I did once spit at a parked (and empty) car with an offensive bumper sticker. No harm was done to car, bumper, bumper sticker or street, but I do feel some shame about the whole thing.