The Worst Thing About Women's Soccer
Or holliganettes, as they are more technically known.
After England's devastating 3-0 win over Norway, drunken mobs of moms and preteen girls took to the streets of Le Havre, burning and looting wherever they went. Some were armed with Nerf versions of baseball and cricket bats and plastic water bottles.
The local gendarmerie were overwhelmed. Some were seen bloody and weeping in the streets.
A few old timers said that it was the worst thing they had seen since the war.
Locals blamed the Brits.