Saturday, January 07, 2006

Grisly Thoughts

Last night I tried to beat a small grizzly bear to death with a rock. It was very difficult, because it was so darn furry and fluffy. I had been watching a small child being followed by a big dog when suddenly it turned out to be a small bear and gobbled down the kid in one bite. I thought maybe I could get the kid out if I acted fast enough, but I woke up first.

Maybe watching Grizzly Man doesn't go that well with scampi and white wine.