National Promote Diabetes Day
Halloween, and somehow we have lots of candy left over. Business isn't what it used to be, when hundreds of hungry children stormed our neighborhood. This year we decided to get mostly candy that only kids like - their constitutions are stronger and can stand up to all that sugar.
I'm sure that many are in the same situation. Maybe we could ship it all to some undeveloped country where people aren't addicted yet. To make it addiction neutral, we could ship it with a whole lot of broccoli.