Why do Old People Dress Funny?
...I wondered this morning as I put on my white socks with my blue pants?
Well I like these bamboo socks, and I only have them in white, and I really couldn't be bothered trying to find light tan pants in my closet...
Maybe we don't really care.
Maybe that's what's up with McCain. All that honor stuff - he can't really be bothered - he wants to be President.