The Job Creators
Fox News and similar outfits like to remind us about once a millisecond that the rich are "the job creators" and as such, ought to be exempt from taxes of any kind. The following is addressed to them:
Dear Job Creators,
Your job, as I understand it, is to create jobs. In case you haven't noticed, you have been doing a piss poor job of it. In order to inspire you to do better, I propose we tax the crap out of you until you figure out how to improve your performance.